women have issues. haha!

women have issues. haha!

got it from the internet. funny how trueee they mostly are.

1.) Fine: This is the word women use to
end an argument when they are right and
you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting
dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you
have just been given five more minutes
to watch the game before helping around
the house.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the
storm. This means something, and you
should be on your toes. Arguments that
begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not
permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word,
but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means
she thinks you are an idiot and wonders
why she is wasting her time standing
here and arguing with you about nothing.
(Refer back to #3 for the meaning of
nothing.)

6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most
dangerous statements a women can make to
a man. That's okay means she wants to
think long and hard before deciding how
and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do
not question, or Faint. Just say you're
welcome.

8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying
*%$# YOU!